Friday, November 18, 2011

If the Devil came to Earth

I was thinking a couple weeks ago about something my dad joked about with me. He said that if the devil existed and came to earth, it would take the form of a deer. I laughed and agreed with him on this. You can imagine how they start out as an adorable little fawn that you can’t help but love. However the evil begins to grow as it gets a little bigger. Once there old, and tall enough they begin to eat the buds off the ornamental tree in my parents yard, causing them to die later. They will move on to the raspberry bushes and flower, destroying them and the beauty they would have created if left alone then later at night  they come back to wake the family dogs so that they bark and wake us and the neighbors up. Now when they are fully grown, after a few years, though still beautiful you can clearly see the evil inside. Large bucks, for example, chase and attacks hikers and hunter, often times carrying ticks that contain limes disease.  Their now large horns can easily stab and puncture, killing a man without effort.  Any time of the year they seem to be waiting by the side of the road, ready to throw themselves in front of vehicles and killing themselves while trying to destroy the car and the people inside. So if you are driving late at night, watch out for the deer. Who knows the devil might be one of them.


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